{"id":1571,"date":"2011-03-25T08:38:38","date_gmt":"2011-03-25T13:38:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/getgood.com\/roadmaps\/?p=1571"},"modified":"2011-03-25T09:45:37","modified_gmt":"2011-03-25T14:45:37","slug":"lets-panic-about-babies-in-the-pacific-northwest-and-bay-area","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/getgood.com\/roadmaps\/2011\/03\/25\/lets-panic-about-babies-in-the-pacific-northwest-and-bay-area\/","title":{"rendered":"Let&#8217;s Panic About Babies in the Pacific Northwest and Bay Area"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.blogher.com\/lets-panic-about-babies-book-tour\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-1572\" style=\"margin: 2px;\" title=\"LetsPanicBadge_150x150 (1)\" src=\"https:\/\/\/\/i0.wp.com\/getgood.com\/roadmaps\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/LetsPanicBadge_150x150-1.jpg?resize=150%2C150&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.blogher.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">BlogHer <\/a>is sponsoring the West Coast leg of the book tour for <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.lets-panic.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Let&#8217;s Panic About Babies<\/a><\/strong> by Alice Bradley (&#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.finslippy.com\/blog\/\" target=\"_blank\">Finslippy<\/a>&#8220;) and Eden Kennedy (&#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.fussy.org\/\" target=\"_blank\">Fussy<\/a>&#8220;). We start in Portland Oregon on April 5th, move up to Seattle on April 6th and then down to the San Francisco Bay area April 8, 9 and 10. Alice and Eden will be doing book signings and readings at independent book stores, and we&#8217;ll have no-host blogger meet-ups in nearby pubs and restaurants before and\/or after the signings.<\/p>\n<p>The full schedule with times and locations is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.blogher.com\/lets-panic-about-babies-book-tour\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll be joining these funny ladies in Portland, BlogHer co-founder and president, strategic alliances Jory DesJardins will be with them in Seattle and ceo\/co-founder Lisa Stone will be at the Bay Area events.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Let&#8217;s Panic About Babies<\/strong> is a humorous look at parenthood. Because, really, if you don&#8217;t laugh, you&#8217;ll often want to cry, and laugh lines are so much more attractive than worry lines.<\/p>\n<p>Every new parent has doubts about the\u00a0often uncomfortable and frequently scary adventure that is parenthood. And we screw up left and right. \u00a0It&#8217;s a good thing that children don&#8217;t remember much of what happens before the age of 5. It&#8217;s like a free pass on the early mistakes; you know that at least those disasters won&#8217;t contribute to your child&#8217;s eventual psychological problems. After 5 though &#8212; yeah, all your fault.<\/p>\n<p>Unless you are prone to frequent psychotic episodes, these doubts will continue well into your child&#8217;s adulthood. Unfortunately most advice books tend to take a preachy tone, which only increases our doubts about our capabilities as parents.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Let&#8217;s Panic<\/strong> is the perfect antidote to the &#8220;What to expect&#8221; genre, and should be in every parent&#8217;s toolkit for when they run into the inevitable <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mom-101.com\/2006\/11\/sanctimommy.html\" target=\"_blank\">Sanctimommy<\/a> (\u00a9Mom-101).<\/p>\n<p>Will you love every joke in the book? Maybe not. Like most humor, some things will strike you funnier than others. But overall, if you get this book, you will laugh, cry and probably pee your pants. Just a little.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m looking forward to hearing them read from the book, and hope you can join us at one of the stops.<\/p>\n<p>Not able to join us? You can of course buy a copy at your online bookseller of choice (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Lets-Panic-About-Babies-Worthwhile\/dp\/031264812X\/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;s=books&amp;qid=1301056323&amp;sr=8-1\" target=\"_blank\">my Amazon affiliate link<\/a>). Even better, BlogHer is giving away 20 copies. Just leave a comment on the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.blogher.com\/lets-panic-about-babies-book-tour\" target=\"_blank\">Let&#8217;s Panic tour page<\/a> on BlogHer.com for a chance to win one.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8212;<\/p>\n<p><em>Disclosure: I work for BlogHer, was involved in the planning of the tour and received my copy of the book from the publisher.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><em>Cross posted to Snapshot Chronicles. <\/em><br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>BlogHer is sponsoring the West Coast leg of the book tour for Let&#8217;s Panic About Babies by Alice Bradley (&#8220;Finslippy&#8220;) and Eden Kennedy (&#8220;Fussy&#8220;). We start in Portland Oregon on April 5th, move up to Seattle on April 6th and then down to the San Francisco Bay area April 8, 9 and 10. 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