{"id":795,"date":"2009-11-11T13:26:58","date_gmt":"2009-11-11T17:26:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/getgood.com\/roadmaps\/?p=795"},"modified":"2009-11-11T13:26:58","modified_gmt":"2009-11-11T17:26:58","slug":"a-brief-diversion-the-lol-bad-pitch-of-the-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/getgood.com\/roadmaps\/2009\/11\/11\/a-brief-diversion-the-lol-bad-pitch-of-the-day\/","title":{"rendered":"A brief diversion: the LOL Bad Pitch of the Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Marketing Roadmaps has been pretty serious of late, and likely will be so again as I continue to dig into topics related to the FTC endorsement guidelines. But today, my friends, I received an email pitch I just have to share with you.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s the pitch:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/\/i0.wp.com\/getgood.com\/roadmaps\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/underwearpitch1.png?ssl=1\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-796 aligncenter\" title=\"underwearpitch1\" src=\"https:\/\/\/\/i0.wp.com\/getgood.com\/roadmaps\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/underwearpitch1.png?resize=443%2C341&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"underwearpitch1\" width=\"443\" height=\"341\" srcset=\"https:\/\/\/\/i0.wp.com\/getgood.com\/roadmaps\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/underwearpitch1.png?w=633&amp;ssl=1 633w, https:\/\/\/\/i0.wp.com\/getgood.com\/roadmaps\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/underwearpitch1.png?resize=300%2C230&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 443px) 100vw, 443px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And here&#8217;s the accompanying picture:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/\/i0.wp.com\/getgood.com\/roadmaps\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/underwearpitch2.png?ssl=1\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-797 aligncenter\" title=\"underwearpitch2\" src=\"https:\/\/\/\/i0.wp.com\/getgood.com\/roadmaps\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/underwearpitch2.png?resize=300%2C138&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"underwearpitch2\" width=\"300\" height=\"138\" srcset=\"https:\/\/\/\/i0.wp.com\/getgood.com\/roadmaps\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/underwearpitch2.png?resize=300%2C138&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/\/\/i0.wp.com\/getgood.com\/roadmaps\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/underwearpitch2.png?w=481&amp;ssl=1 481w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I guess someone thinks I&#8217;ve got a set&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Marketing Roadmaps has been pretty serious of late, and likely will be so again as I continue to dig into topics related to the FTC endorsement guidelines. But today, my friends, I received an email pitch I just have to share with you. Here&#8217;s the pitch: And here&#8217;s the accompanying picture: I guess someone thinks [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":""},"categories":[36,28],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/getgood.com\/roadmaps\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/795"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/getgood.com\/roadmaps\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/getgood.com\/roadmaps\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/getgood.com\/roadmaps\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/\/getgood.com\/roadmaps\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=795"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/getgood.com\/roadmaps\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/795\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/\/getgood.com\/roadmaps\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=795"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/\/getgood.com\/roadmaps\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=795"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/\/getgood.com\/roadmaps\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=795"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}